
Freedom Inc, v1.1
Who needs personal freedom when we have corporate freedom? Here at America, Inc. we have trust in corporations, giving up personal freedom for the company is as American as apple pie. We are shifting paradigm to a corporate future and as a part of our team you can help make it happen! So don’t forget we are now using Helvetica. Have A Productive Day!

Freedom Inc, v1.2
Corporations should have the same rights as people, maybe more. Why do we need freedom? If they’re not making the rich, richer, what’s the point? I think we would all rather let corporations decide our fate. They did say they were family, so they must only have good intentions!

Freedom Inc, v1.3
This is just a reminder that our corporation thinks that unions are dangerous. They take away the freedom of corporations. That makes corporations sad :( don’t you want them to be happy? That is why we at America, Inc believe an employee that doesn’t ask questions is a good employee. So put a smile on your face and don’t talk about things that make corporations sad.